Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is standing on the the sidewalk, waiting for the bus. Up in the tree, a bird is tweeting. BIRDS Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Next panel, the BIRD continue, until RAYNE snaps at him. BIRDS Tweet! Tweet! Twe- RAYNE No one cares. NEXT ROW In the backyard, RAYNE is under a giant pile of leaves. RAYNE Behold! RAYNE declares himself. RAYNE I am the Leaf Lord! RAYNE, the LEAF LORD, retreats in fear. RAYNE AHHHHH! RAYNE yells and points. RAYNE My Arch Nemesis! Pull out to show RAYNE is pointing at a RAKE on the floor. MOM And DAD are watching from the deck. RAYNE The Rake! MOM Wouldn't it be faster just to clean the yard yourself? DAD Cable's out.

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