Comic Transcript

Ariba: I entered the military as soon as I was able, and I’m a proud member of the British Royal Marines. Ariba: I recently returned from a tour in Iraq. Ariba: I also speak just under 12 languages fluently including English, Urdu, German, Russian, Arabic, Hindi and Mongolian. Ariba: Hmm, what else? Ariba: I’m into martial arts, archery, hockey, and Shakespeare. Ariba: What’s wrong? Ariba: I haven’t been boorish, have I? I do tend to ramble. Mick: Not at all. Mick: You lead an incredibly interesting life and it saddens me that I can sum up my entire existence in 3 words. Mick: I like chips.

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