Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE, MOM and DAD are in line at the mall to get a picture with SANTA. RAYNE doesn't look happy. NEXT ROW MALL. RAYNE is still in line, looking unhappy. RAYNE Nice. RAYNE continues to mutter. RAYNE Naughty. RAYNE eyes SANTA. RAYNE If I steal bread to feed the homeless, what's that qualified as? RAYNE is getting himself more and more agitated. RAYNE If I trip a bully to defend some smaller kids, will the magic fat man skip over my house? MOM and DAD give up, as RAYNE yells at an unsuspecting SANTA. MOM We're never getting this picture. DAD We made it further in line this year, though. RAYNE Who are you to judge me?

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