Look At My Serious Face
I know I joke around a lot, and some of you may get the impression that I’m a tad insincere sometimes. So let me just state now that what I am about to say comes 100% from my heart.
Do I have your attention?
I want my own B-52 Stratofortress bomber.
But, and here’s the thing, instead of bombs I plan on dropping Cadbury eggs on unsuspecting nations, people and pets.
Again, that was from the heart.
-Because I Can.
Quote of the Day
“There’s a hole as big as my dick in the left wing. “
– from Memphis Belle (1990)