Look At My Serious Face

I know I joke around a lot, and some of you may get the impression that I’m a tad insincere sometimes. So let me just state now that what I am about to say comes 100% from my heart.

Do I have your attention?

I want my own B-52 Stratofortress bomber.

But, and here’s the thing, instead of bombs I plan on dropping Cadbury eggs on unsuspecting nations, people and pets.

Again, that was from the heart.

-Because I Can.

Quote of the Day

“There’s a hole as big as my dick in the left wing. “
– from Memphis Belle (1990)