Strip 7222
Ryan Sohmer
You
LICD STRIP 7222
PANEL 1
OUTSIDE – PARK.
NOEL
Trump’s mad at us.
RAYNE
Did we refuse to be assimilated again?
PANEL 2
OUTSIDE – PARK.
NOEL
Worse.
NOEL
We didn’t send ships to open the strait of Hormuz.
PANEL 3
OUTSIDE – PARK.
RAYNE
Firstly, we’re not the ones who closed the damn thing, completely unprovoked.
RAYNE
And secondly, have you seen our ships?
PANEL 4
STRAIT OF HORMUZ. Cut to RAYNE and NOEL in a Canoe in the strait, close to a mine. They’re both wearing Canadian navy uniforms.
NOEL
What do we do about this mine?
RAYNE
Fuck if I know.
RAYNE
Pour some maple syrup on it and call it a day?