LICD: BEGINNINGS #894
TITLE BOX
In the title box, RAYNE walks into the den where DAD is watching TV.
RAYNE
What do you call it when someone sneezes, coughs and wet farts at the same time?
DAD
I don’t know.
NEXT Panel. DAD’s eyes go wide.
RAYNE
‘A Mess’.
NEXT ROW
BATHROOM. RAYNE is in the bathtub while MOM puts his pants in a garbage bag.
MOM
I can’t believe you pooped your pants.
RAYNE nods.
RAYNE
Yeah.
RAYNE looks thoughtful.
He looks back up to MOM.
RAYNE
And so early in the new year?
RAYNE asks a question.
RAYNE
Do you think I peaked?