Comic Transcript

LICD: BEGINNINGS #862 TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is staring up at the sky. RAYNE I think I want to be an auctioneer. NEXT PANEL, RAYNE smiles mischievously. RAYNE But the one who talks real slow-like. NEXT ROW OUTSIDE. DAD is mowing the grass, while RAYNE is bored. RAYNE How come we don’t have a lake nearby? RAYNE grimaces. RAYNE Or a creek? RAYNE Or even a pond? DAD Because we live in the suburbs. RAYNE looks around. RAYNE What do we have here then? DAD Expensive gas and a mall. RAYNE sighs. RAYNE If Mark Twain were still alive, he’d have nothing to write about. DAD We still have racism!

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