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LICD STRIP 5987 PANEL 1 TITLE SCENE. Title sequence similar to this: https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYWRlN2JhNWQtYjc1Yi00MzA5LWIwOWMtZGU4ODMwYThiZmRlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTY5Nzc4MDY@._V1_.jpg starring a Boomer version of GOOFY. TITLE Rayne’s Guide on How To Be A Better Boomer PANEL 2 OUTSIDE. GOOFY looks up at the voice. RAYNE VO Let’s try a metaphor. RAYNE VO One of those big obvious ones you people can understand. PANEL 3 OUTSIDE. GOOFY looks ahead, and sees a giant TRAIN coming towards him. On the TRAIN is written ‘PROGRESS’. PANEL 4 OUTSIDE. GOOFY plants his feet in front of the train, holding his ground. RAYNE VO You’re supposed to get out of the way, jackass.

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