Comic Transcript

LICD: BEGINNINGS #654 TITLE BOX In the title box, MOM is in the kitchen when RAYNE walks in. MOM Summer’s coming up. RAYNE Sure is. MOM watches as RAYNE opens the knife drawer, for some knives. MOM We’ll need to find you something constructive to do. RAYNE Destructive? NEXT ROW KITCHEN. DAD overhears the conversation and walks into the kitchen. DAD What do you want to do this summer? RAYNE I’d like to get a job. RAYNE offers up his job choice. RAYNE I’m thinking ‘coal miner’. RAYNE Like the dwarves. DAD nods. DAD Alright. RAYNE is about to leave, then stops- RAYNE asks- RAYNE How come they never made a sequel to Snow White? DAD Their home was foreclosed on and Sneezy got the black lung. DAD He was known as ‘gaspy’ until the end.

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