Comic Transcript

LICD: BEGINNINGS #624 TITLE BOX In the title box, DAD is holding RAYNE’s report card. DAD Your teacher says you’re not focused in class. NEXT PANEL, DAD looks at RAYNE, who is staring intently at a rock. DAD Yet you’ve been staring at that rock for an hour. RAYNE Learning to use the force is cooler than discovering the mysteries of fractions. NEXT ROW INSDE – KITCHEN. DAD sits with RAYNE. DAD Tell me how I can help you. DAD What do you need to help you pay attention in school? RAYNE looks thoughtful. RAYNE Is ‘more interesting topics’ on the table? DAD It is not. RAYNE has another idea. RAYNE More musical numbers? DAD Also no. And another idea. RAYNE Fireworks at the top of every house? DAD Still no. RAYNE is getting fed up, and DAD Shrugs. RAYNE So what are you really offering here? DAD You want, like, one of those smelly erasers?

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