Comic Transcript

LICD STRIP 5501 PANEL 1 RAYNE’S HOUSE – BEDROOM. Close up on JULIE, first thing in the morning, as she begins to stir awake. PANEL 2 RAYNE’S HOUSE – BEDROOM. Blinking, JULIE turns over- PANEL 3 RAYNE’S HOUSE – BEDROOM. JULIE turns over to see RAYNE in bed, awake, looking at his iPad, with bleary eyes. JULIE Why are you up so early- RAYNE I’m about to google ‘do beavers masturbate’. PANEL 4 RAYNE’S HOUSE – BEDROOM. JULIE gets out of bed. RAYNE hits the search button. JULIE I wonder if we’re using the internet in the way it was intended. RAYNE I’m pretty sure this is exactly as Al Gore intended.

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