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LICD STRIP 5409 PANEL 1 HOME DEPOT – GARDEN SECTION. SALES GUY 3 You can buy your earth in bags, or we can deliver it. RAYNE How does delivery work? PANEL 2 HOME DEPOT – GARDEN SECTION. SALES GUY 3 It’s on a dump truck, and we empty it out on your lawn. RAYNE I see. PANEL 3 HOME DEPOT – GARDEN SECTION. RAYNE So you’re telling me that if I give you an address you will dump a mountain of earth in the front yard? SALES GUY 3 …yes? PANEL 4 NOEL HOUSE – OUTSIDE. Cut to NOEL watching a dump truck lay out a ton of earth on his front lawn. NOEL shrugs. NOEL I’d be madder if I wasn’t planning on reseeding my lawn.

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