Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE and DAD are at the grocery store, looking at the parking lot where they’re selling Christmas trees. NEXT PANEL, RAYNE has a thought, DAD shrugs. RAYNE Seems like we might regret cutting down all these trees one day. DAD It’s cool. DAD We have the Amazon. NEXT ROW INSIDE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE walks in as DAD is reading. RAYNE I need 100 knives. MOM Go on. RAYNE explains. RAYNE We’re collecting goods and food for homeless people at school for the holidays. MOM That’s a nice thing. DAD makes a suggestion, that RAYNE scoffs at. MOM But you don’t think spoons would be more helpful? RAYNE Seriously? RAYNE can’t believe DAD is being serious, DAD goes back to reading. RAYNE You can’t defend your territory with a spoon, dad. MOM I’ll get you some canned peas.

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