Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 PARK. RAYNE Scrooge McDuck taught us that it’s completely acceptable to hoard wealth. PANEL 2 PARK. RAYNE Why invest further in the Duckberg Economy; RAYNE When you can shove it all in a vault, to swim in, where it only benefits you? PANEL 3 PARK. RAYNE We all wanted to be Scrooge, when we should’ve been outside his house picketing. RAYNE And demanding to know what his effective tax rate was. PANEL 4 PARK. RAYNE sings- RAYNE Racecars, lasers, capitals gains- RAYNE Taxes- RAYNE Deferred.

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