Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, the whole family is quietly eating dinner. NEXT PANEL, DAD speaks, staring at RAYNE and ERIC. DAD It’s creepy when you’re all quiet. NEXT ROW INSIDE – KITCHEN. ERIC makes conversation. ERIC Sometimes I wish we lived in China. MOM How come? ERIC smirks, RAYNE nods. ERIC Their one-child policy. RAYNE Interesting. RAYNE makes conversation. RAYNE Sometimes I wish I grew up in Ancient Greece. DAD Why’s that? RAYNE explains. RAYNE I think the spartans would be interested in his visible deformities. MOM turns to DAD, who makes conversation. MOM Are you going to do something about this? DAD Sometimes I wish I was a celibate English monk during the Middle Ages.

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