Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. RAYNE stands up. RAYNE Fuck it. PANEL 2 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. RAYNE I’m fixing our lawn myself. PANEL 3 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. JULIE sniggers, RAYNE looks annoyed. JULIE Really? RAYNE Yes, really. PANEL 4 RAYNE’S HOUSE – DRIVEWAY. RAYNE wiggles his hands. JULIE Remember the last time you held a shovel and spent the rest of the day with your hands in an icebox? RAYNE These appendages ain’t made for manual labour.

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