Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, DAD gestures for RAYNE to join him and MOM in the kitchen. DAD Come on. NEXT PANEL, RAYNE sits at the table, where DAD is setting up MONOPOLY. RAYNE What’s going on? DAD We’re going to teach you about capitalism. NEXT ROW INSIDE – KITCHEN. DAD starts handing out the Monopoly money. RAYNE’s confused. DAD We each start the game with the same amount of money. RAYNE We all start with the same amount? RAYNE grimaces. DAD Yeah, otherwise it’s not fair. RAYNE This doesn’t sound like capitalism, comrade. DAD sighs, RAYNE holds out his hand for the money. DAD How would you do it? RAYNE Here. RAYNE now holds all the money. RAYNE I start with all the money. DAD How do I buy anything? RAYNE answers. RAYNE I loan you the funds at a ridiculously high rate of interest. DAD is losing interest, and RAYNE doesn’t understand the question. DAD And who wins? RAYNE I won before we started playing.

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