Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE’S HOUSE – KITCHEN. ASHLEY Why would I become a shitty adult? RAYNE Because I’m going to give you all my money when I turn into a being of pure energy. PANEL 2 RAYNE’S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE Then you’ll never work a day in your life. RAYNE Then you’ll pass that money to your kids, who will be even shittier than you. PANEL 3 RAYNE’S HOUSE – KITCHEN. RAYNE By trying to give you a leg up in life, I’m actually destroying future generations of our family. PANEL 4 RAYNE’S HOUSE – KITCHEN. ASHLEY What if I promise not to be shitty, and also not to have kids? RAYNE Problem solved.

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