Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE’S HOUSE – BACKYARD. RAYNE, wearing rain boots, is standing next to a huge pile of cow poop. On top of the cow poop, is a BIRD. RAYNE is staring at the Bird. PANEL 2 RAYNE’S HOUSE – BACKYARD. RAYNE pulls up his phone. PANEL 3 RAYNE’S HOUSE – KITCHEN. Cut to inside, where ASHLEY and JULIE are looking at RAYNE outside. ASHLEY What’s he doing? JULIE If I had to bet? PANEL 4 RAYNE’S HOUSE – KITCHEN. JULIE explains. Outside, the BIRD is eating the poop. JULIE He’s googling bird names that sound like William Barr. ASHLEY Ah.

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