Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is running to leave the house, without a jacket, when MOM calls out after him. MOM It’s freezing outside! RAYNE I’ll burn more fossil fuel! NEXT PANEL, RAYNE calls out again as he runs outside. MOM Or you could put on a jacket and hat. RAYNE My plan involves permanent damage to the planet! NEXT ROW HOME – BACKYARD. RAYNE and JOHN are laying in the backyard, with RAYNE looking thoughtful. RAYNE Been thinking about it. RAYNE Going to start my own currency and give it a really high value. JOHN How are you going to print money? RAYNE I’m not. RAYNE It’ll be invisible. JOHN Sounds like a scam. RAYNE Then we’re on brand!

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