TITLE BOX In the title box, DAD walks into RAYNE’s room, and sees RAYNE is at his desk working on something. DAD Why are you still up? RAYNE I’m writing my autobiography. NEXT PANEL,DAD looks at the papers RAYNE is working on, while RAYNE is very frustrated. DAD It’s blank. RAYNE I KNOW. NEXT ROW INSIDE – RAYNE’S ROOM, NIGHT. DAD smiles, trying to comfort RAYNE. RAYNE isn’t having it. DAD Relax, kid. DAD You’re not even 10. RAYNE So? RAYNE explains. RAYNE At the age of two years and 10 months, Pu Yi was made the Emperor of China. RAYNE Emperor. RAYNE OF CHINA. RAYNE is angry. RAYNE You know what I was doing at two years and 10 months? DAD Yes. RAYNE lies his head on his desk. RAYNE Peeing my pants. RAYNE AND NOT TAKING THE THRONE OF CHINA. DAD chuckles, and RAYNE picks his head up hopefully. DAD I really hope I’m alive to see your midlife crisis. RAYNE Will I be Emperor then?