Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is in the playground with JOHN, walking in the snow. RAYNE I used to be scared of Animal from the muppets. JOHN And now? NEXT PANEL, RAYNE looks almost wistful. RAYNE Now I wonder if I could have his baby. NEXT ROW OUTSIDE – SNOWY DAY., schoolyard. RAYNE Then I wonder what he’d be like. JOHN isn’t following. JOHN Animal? RAYNE No, the baby. RAYNE Retorts. JOHN He’d be gross. RAYNE He’d be great. RAYNE goes through some name ideas. RAYNE So great that that’s what I’d call him. RAYNE Great-y. RAYNE Graty. RAYNE Gretty. JOHN, weirded out, decides to go back into school. RAYNE yells after him. JOHN I think I heard the bell. I’m going inside just in case. RAYNE MARK MY WORDS! RAYNE ONE DAY GRITTY WILL BE UPON THE WORLD!

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