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In the title box, RAYNE is laying down a mirror outside the bathroom.
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INSIDE – HALLWAY. RAYNE walks a little further, and places a soda can.
RAYNE walks still further, and puts a pot.
RAYNE walks to the end of the hallway, to look at his work.
Pleased with himself, RAYNE’s hands go to his pants.
Cut to later, where MOM walks into the bathroom, and is disgusted by what she sees, quite annoyed. RAYNE explains earnestly.
MOM
Why can’t anyone in this family get their pee inside the toilet bowl?
RAYNE
Geometry and physics.