TITLE BOX In the title box, a very angry RAYNE is standing on DAD's bed, looking down on sleeping DAD, who wakes up startled. RAYNE I am going to surpass you in every measurable and immeasurable way. NEXT PANEL, RAYNE hops off the bed and leaves the room. RAYNE Happy birthday. NEXT ROW INSIDE – KITCHEN. Everyone is at the table, eating cake for DAD's birthday. MOM Did you kids want to give your father his presents? RAYNE Que? MOM explains. MOM Birthday present. For your father. MOM further explains, RAYNE shakes his head. MOM You made him something. RAYNE Not this year. RAYNE points to DAD. RAYNE He gave me 10$ to not make him anything. RAYNE pulls out his 10$ bill, and eyes it suspiciously. DAD Easier than me pretending to like it, and spending the next year trying to conspicuously throw it out. RAYNE I am not an artist. RAYNE Yet I might be a capitalist.