Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE iis in the backseat of his car, with MOM and DAD in the front. RAYNE is looking out the window and sees people gathering at a church for Sunday mass. There is a statue of Jesus on a cross out there. NEXT ROW CAR. RAYNE looks puzzled, as the statue is getting further away. RAYNE asks DAD, who treads carefully. RAYNE What's Jesus doing? DAD What do you think he's doing? RAYNE thinks about it. RAYNE Hmmm. RAYNE offers up his best case scenario. RAYNE I think he's holding two melty red M&M's in his hands and really has to pee. As they keep driving, MOM glares at DAD. MOM Are you going to correct that at all? DAD Absolutely not. DAD His candy melted for our sins.

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