Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 EXT – PARK. RAYNE and NOEL are walking through the park. RAYNE I'm going to start opening up embassies. PANEL 2 EXT – PARK. RAYNE But they're going to be located inside anuses. PANEL 3 EXT – PARK. RAYNE pulls out a bottle of LUBE and looks at NOEL. RAYNE We break ground today. PANEL 4 EXT – PARK. RAYNE shrugs in response. NOEL I'd like to formally protest to the UN security council. RAYNE The Russians and Chinese have already vetoed your request. RAYNE And the ambassador from Kazakhstan suggests we do it without the lube.

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