TITLE BOX In the title box, close up of RAYNE's face looking thoughtful. RAYNE Diarrhea sounds like it should be funner than it is. NEXT PANEL, RAYNE is on the can, looking red and sweaty. RAYNE But it's not. NEXT ROW SCHOOL – CLASROOM. RAYNE is sitting at his desk with his hand up, there's a little blood in one of his eyes. RAYNE has his hand up still, and the TEACHER is looking at him. RAYNE waves his hand, very anxious. Finally, the TEACHER calls on RAYNE by pointing to him. RAYNE gets to ask his question. RAYNE Ask me how I burst a blood vessel in my eye. TEACHER No.