Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – OUTSIDE, HOT TUB. RAYNE in the hot tub, just thinking. RAYNE Been thinking a lot about terrorism lately. RAYNE How for the last 17 years, we've had the notion of it shoved down our throats each and every day. PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – OUTSIDE, HOT TUB. RAYNE makes scary gestures. RAYNE The terrorists are coming to get us. RAYNE By land, by sea, by air; they're coming. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – OUTSIDE, HOT TUB. RAYNE But if we look at the data, we look at the trends, and we see the real plot twist. RAYNE It's only now that the truth is really starting to dawn on all of collectively. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – OUTSIDE, HOT TUB. RAYNE The terrorists were inside the house the whole time.

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