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PANEL 1 INSIDE GAME – FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE. RAYNE is running around the game looking for someone to shoot. RAYNE The shooter part of this game I get. PANEL 2 INSIDE GAME – FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE. RAYNE looks up, and sees the crazy structures built above him, where everyone is (https://goo.gl/images/C2y1FV) RAYNE But then, I look up. RAYNE And all these assholes are running around creating structures that MC Escher would describe as 'impractical'. PANEL 3 INSIDE GAME – FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE. RAYNE sits down on the ground, frustrated. RAYNE It's happened. RAYNE I'm getting too old for video games. PANEL 4 INSIDE GAME – FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE. A voice comes from above from one of the players, and RAYNE yells back. PLAYER Hey guys, I found the Seminal Fluid Gulper! RAYNE How are you building these things AND reading the thesaurus at the samr time?

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