Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 NEW HOUSE – RAYNE'S BEDROOM. JULIE is looking at the instruction manual, as RAYNE is using the Allen key to tighten a screw, using all his weight. RAYNE The bed is fine for now, we'll use it until we find something better. PANEL 2 NEW HOUSE – RAYNE'S BEDROOM. RAYNE over tightens, causing the piece of composite wood he's working on to explode into a shower of dust, that RAYNE inhales. PANEL 3 NEW HOUSE – RAYNE'S BEDROOM. RAYNE is stunned, JULIE points to the picture. RAYNE I just inhaled a bed. JULIE It clearly states to not over tighten. PANEL 4 NEW HOUSE – RAYNE'S BEDROOM. RAYNE gets up. JULIE shrugs. RAYNE I think I'm done with Ikea. JULIE Keep the Allen key. JULIE Maybe you'll shit out a Billy Bookcase later?

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