Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 NEW HOUSE – RAYNE'S BEDROOM. RAYNE is struggling with putting the bed together, and takes a break. RAYNE We're both what one would generally refer to as the '1%', right? JULIE I'm more top .4%, but go on. PANEL 2 NEW HOUSE – RAYNE'S BEDROOM. RAYNE gestures around them. RAYNE I spent a good chunk of change on this house. JULIE Congratulations, you're wealthy. JULIE That must be a struggle for you. PANEL 3 NEW HOUSE – RAYNE'S BEDROOM. RAYNE looks at his Alan Key. RAYNE Can you explain to me why I'm putting together a bed using a tool conceived by the devil to convince us that a simple screwdriver, won't do? RAYNE Why do I still fucking shop at Ikea? PANEL 4 NEW HOUSE – RAYNE'S BEDROOM. JULIE shrugs, RAYNE looks at her confused. JULIE I assumed it was because it's LEGO for grownups. RAYNE LEGO is LEGO for grownups.

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