Comic Transcript

CON TALES. PANEL 2 CON TALES. LAR, and SOHMER are at the booth, with WILL behind them. A CONGOER approaches, and SOHMER looks annoyed. CONGOER Do you know where aisle 800 is? SOHMER Probably right under the 20 foot sign that says 'Aisle 800'. PANEL 3 CON TALES. SOHMER gets aggressive, as WILL steps in. SOHMER Also, I look like a fucking tour guide- WILL Hey big guy. PANEL 4 CON TALES. SOHMER's eyes get droopy, as WILL gestures for calm. LAR nods to the alarmed CONGOER. WILL Sun's getting real low. LAR 7 rows down. Go.

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