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TITLE SCREEN. A title screen, showing a polished turd.
TITLE
Good Shite That Happened in 2017.
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WHITE PANEL. RAYNE is talking directly to the reader, holding a book, and reading it.
RAYNE
You loved.
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WHITE PANEL.
RAYNE
You laughed.
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WHITE PANEL. RAYNE, still looking at the reader, closes the book, with 2017 on the cover.