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Good Shite That Happened in 2017.
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Like the rest of you on antidepressants, I'm anxiously awaiting the day I can ditch my pills.
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As Science nerds try and explain how poorly adjusted we are, they were bound to make some unexpected discoveries.
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We'll never know what prompted these tests; aside from a drunken bet;
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But it turns out that magic mushrooms can reset parts of the brain involved in depression.
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Patients noted that they felt better after the trip, and MRIs backed up their claims.
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I look forward to their follow up study-
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Does Weed cure everything else?
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Clue: It does.