PANEL 1 TITLE SCREEN. A title screen, showing a polished turd. TITLE Good Shite That Happened in 2017. PANEL 2 WHITE PANEL. RAYNE In the 60s, Gene Roddenberry brought us Star Trek, a vision of the future. RAYNE Though we don't have transporter technology on the horizon, we might soon have the Tricorder. PANEL 3 WHITE PANEL. RAYNE X-Prize launched a competition with a $10 million prize to the first company to bring us a functional Tricorder. RAYNE And this year, they narrowed it down to 2 companies. PANEL 4 WHITE PANEL. RAYNE Sure, I can't teleport my farts by molecular transport; RAYNE But I'll be able to tell if you have herpes from a distance.