Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 WHITE PANEL. SOHMER and LAR are standing in a white panel, addressing the reader. SOHMER It seems that in yesterday's strip, I miscredited 'Fight Song' to Katy Perry; SOHMER Whereas, the song is really by Rachel Platten. PANEL 2 WHITE PANEL. SOHMER starts to explain himself then stops. SOHMER In my defence, I'm almost 40 and I think every pop song is by Katy Perry- SOHMER Actually, no. PANEL 3 WHITE PANEL. SOHMER gets angry. SOHMER Fuck the lot of you. SOHMER In my universe, Fight Song is by Katy Perry. PANEL 4 WHITE PANEL. SOHMER, still angry, continues. LAR holds up his new cat. SOHMER And while I'm at it, white people stayed in Europe and KFC is good for your heart. LAR I have a new cat.

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