Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 UROLOGY CLINIC – PROCEDURE ROOM. The UROLOGIST and NURSE are working, while RAYNE is trying to ignore them, with his eyes closed. RAYNE Hey. PANEL 2 UROLOGY CLINIC – PROCEDURE ROOM. The UROLOGIST looks to RAYNE. RAYNE So, uhhh, what am I smelling? UROLOGIST Hmmm? PANEL 3 UROLOGY CLINIC – PROCEDURE ROOM. UROLOGIST explains. UROLOGIST Oh. UROLOGIST I cut the vas deferens, and now I'm cauterizing it. PANEL 4 UROLOGY CLINIC – PROCEDURE ROOM. RAYNE grimaces, still with his eyes closed, willing himself to stay calm. UROLOGIST corrects him as he goes back to work. RAYNE I'm smelling my balls on fire. UROLOGIST You're smelling them melting, really.

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