Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 UROLOGY CLINIC – DOCTOR'S OFFICE. UROLOGIST stands up, catching RAYNE off guard. UROLOGIST You ready? RAYNE Wait. PANEL 2 UROLOGY CLINIC – DOCTOR'S OFFICE. RAYNE You mean now? As in 'the present'? UROLOGIST I need to wash my hands, but yes. Now. PANEL 3 UROLOGY CLINIC – DOCTOR'S OFFICE. RAYNE starts to midday panic. The UROLOGIST gets something from his drawer. RAYNE Isn't a vasectomy something we schedule for the far future? UROLOGIST Takes 10 minutes, I have a room here where I do the procedures. PANEL 4 UROLOGY CLINIC – DOCTOR'S OFFICE. The UROLOGIST hands RAYNE a razor and some shaving cream. RAYNE This is turning into a weird and scary day. UROLOGIST Oh, take this razor and shave your balls for me, please.

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