Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 BUILDING – UROLOGY CLINIC. RAYNE is sitting in the waiting room, talking to himself. Close up of RAYNE. RAYNE I used to come to the Urologist all the time. PANEL 2 BUILDING – UROLOGY CLINIC. RAYNE Get checked out, make sure everything is running smoothly. RAYNE It's like Apple Care for your dick. PANEL 3 BUILDING – UROLOGY CLINIC. RAYNE I used to sit in the waiting with guys my own ages, everyone sweating waiting on test results. PANEL 4 BUILDING – UROLOGY CLINIC. Pull out to show that the waiting room is filled with OLD MEN, and the OLD MAN next to RAYNE winks at him. RAYNE And now? RAYNE I'm pretty confident 3 out of the 4 of you are wearing diapers. OLD MAN But 4 out of 4 of us should be.

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