Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. JULIE is surprised, but RAYNE shrugs. JULIE You really want to do this? RAYNE One 10 minute procedure versus you being on the pill for the next 30 years? PANEL 2 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. RAYNE Or worse, your IUD? RAYNE I can take one for the team. PANEL 3 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. RAYNE goes back to his iPad to do research. RAYNE Now I just need to find a doctor who can do it without any sharp objects going near my balls. PANEL 4 RAYNE'S HOUSE – BEDROOM. JULIE grimaces, and RAYNE points at his iPad. JULIE I'm putting my foot down now on any homeopathic vasectomies. RAYNE There's a guy up north whose method includes literally putting his foot down.

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