Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box,RAYNE is sitting outside watching a racoon and chipmunks playing around a tree. Next panel, RAYNE is still looking at them thoughtfully. RAYNE On Chip n' Dale: Rescue Rangers, they never mention how much disease they must be carrying. NEXT ROW RAYNE'S HOUSE -BASEMENT. RAYNE is playing LEGO, with a huge mound of LEGO in front of him. RAYNE is looking for a piece. RAYNE stops for a second, picking up a brick. RAYNE What- RAYNE is getting angry. RAYNE Are you kidding me with this? RAYNE calls upstairs. RAYNE Is this a joke? Cut to upstairs, where MOM and DAD are at the top of the stairs, listening down. MOM is impressed, as RAYNE keeps yelling from downstairs. MOM I honestly didn't think he'd notice one Mega Block among thousands of Lego Bricks. DAD I'm going to remove one bristle from his tooth brush and see if he says anything. RAYNE Is Bob Saget showing this as a tape in front of a drugged studio audience?

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