TITLE BOX
In the title box, RAYNE is watching TV with MOM. She's reading a book, when he turns to her.
RAYNE
Do you think I would have thrived in medieval times?
NEXT PANEL, DAD walks in and RAYNE freaks out at the news.
DAD
The AC is broken.
RAYNE
If unconditioned air touches my body I will die.
NEXT ROW
HOME – DEN. RAYNE walks into the kitchen, wearing only his underwear. RAYNE reaches for the ice.
As RAYNE pours the ice down his underwear, he turns to MOM.
RAYNE
We're out of ice.
MOM
Stop it.
MOM dismisses him. RAYNE is not happy.
MOM
It's not so bad.
RAYNE
How do people live like this?
RAYNE counter points.
MOM
People have it far worse.
RAYNE
Some people have it far better.
MOM grimaces as RAYNE reaches for eggs.
MOM
It's not easy to teach you about perspective.
RAYNE
You can keep trying while I see if I can fry an egg on my butt.