Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 HOT TUB STORE. The SALES GUY is peppering RAYNE with questions, as a voice comes from off panel. SALES GUY How many jets per seat? SALES GUY Round or square shape? SALES GUY Normal seats or recliners? MCCAIN Chairman, the witness… PANEL 2 HOT TUB STORE. JOHN MCCAIN walks over and points at the SALES GUY. MCCAIN Should be allowed to answer the question. PANEL 3 HOT TUB STORE. MCCAIN walks off panel. MCCAIN You've been McCained! PANEL 4 HOT TUB STORE. RAYNE turns back to SALES GUY. RAYNE So… RAYNE Senator John McCain hang around here often? SALES GUY We've got a stock boy of Asian descent we hired to chase him off.

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