Comic Transcript

Con Tales Panel 2 – SOHMER: Check out Aladdin. SOHMER: He's jacked. Panel 3 – LAR: That would have made for a different movie. SOHMER: Yo Jafar, you lift Bro? Panel 4 – LAR: You have 3 wishes. SOHMER: Fuck it, Genie. SOHMER: Give me a protein shake that doesn't taste like expired chocolate milk and we're good.

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