Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is sitting on the toilet working really hard, and grunting. NEXT ROW OUTSIDE. RAYNE is still pushing when DAD Walks by the bathroom. RAYNE points to his missing tooth. RAYNE I lost a tooth. DAD Not usually why one would go to the bathroom. RAYNE explains. RAYNE I was eating pizza. RAYNE I swallowed the tooth. DAD gets it, RAYNE nods. DAD So, you're trying to- RAYNE The tooth fairy must get her due. DAD makes an offer, RAYNE grimaces. DAD Can I just give you a quarter and we'll call it even? RAYNE Make it two. RAYNE It was a pointy tooth. DAD backs away as RAYNE goes back to trying to poo.

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