TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE is wearing his snowsuit and steps outside. There's no snow on the ground, and RAYNE is talking loudly. RAYNE Oh look at this, it's March, and it's mild out here. NEXT ROW OUTSIDE. RAYNE keeps talking aloud, as someone does when they want someone else to overhear, in this case, it's Mother Nature. RAYNE kicks off his boots. RAYNE I guess I should take off my boots. RAYNE takes his jacket off. RAYNE Don't need my jacket anymore. RAYNE Surely winter is over. RAYNE mocks playing outside, all the time still talking loudly. RAYNE I shall enjoy the outdoors. RAYNE stops and looks up, accusingly. RAYNE You're not fooling anyone, lady. Snow drops down, covering everything with 3 feet of snow, including RAYNE. RAYNE blinks, and we see his eyes from the snow, as he speaks unhappily. RAYNE I'm renaming The Ides of March to- RAYNE 'The Spite of March'.