Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 GOOGLE HQ – CAFETERIA. RAYNE and MARCY are getting their lunch in the cafeteria. RAYNE is smiling. RAYNE I liked the part where you decided to break for lunch, in Google's own home. MARCY I needed the time to think. MARCY And I was hungry. PANEL 2 GOOGLE HQ – CAFETERIA. MARCY calls to the person serving lunch, who turns out to be TIM COOK. MARCY Can I get a fork please? TIM COOK No. TIM COOK But try the iSpoon. PANEL 3 GOOGLE HQ – CAFETERIA. TIM COOK points to the Apple Store down the hallway. TIM COOK You'll need a 40$ adapter to attach it to a fork though. PANEL 4 GOOGLE HQ – CAFETERIA. MARCY grimaces, as ELON MUSK comes up with his tray, not pleased with TIM COOK. MARCY Why are you serving lunch? ELON MUSK God dammit cook, why are there Air Pods in my soup? TIM COOK Those things really don't stay in your ears.

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