Comic Transcript

PANEL 1 NEWS DESK. RAYNE, as a news anchor, is delivering the news. RAYNE As dusk sets on the longest election cycle since we got tired of drawing on cave walls; PANEL 2 NEWS DESK. RAYNE Millions of North Americans were admitted to hospitals today to have their heads removed from their assholes. PANEL 3 NEWS DESK. RAYNE shifts on his seat uncomfortably. RAYNE It was a painful procedure. PANEL 4 NEWS DESK. RAYNE So, rest of the of the world… RAYNE Watchu been up to?

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