Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, DAD walks into RAYNE's room to get him ready for school, but RAYNE is fully immersed in his blankets, and all we see is a little bump. RAYNE This bed is now an independent nation. NEXT Panel, DAD gestures to the chocolate milk he's holding. A hand comes out from underneath the blanket. DAD Can this chocolate milk cross international borders? RAYNE I will waive the import fees. NEXT ROW DAD'S CAR. DAD is driving RAYNE to school, as they pass a cemetery. DAD answers without thinking. RAYNE What's that? DAD A cemetery. RAYNE looks thoughtful, DAD speaks again without giving it much thought. RAYNE What do you do there? DAD It's where they put your body when you die. RAYNE asks another question. DAD refrains from answering this time. RAYNE What happens to your body? RAYNE starts to look concerned now. RAYNE What happens to your face? RAYNE's eyes go big, as they pull in to school. RAYNE Are you going to die? DAD HAVE A GREAT DAY OF SCHOOL GET OUT

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