Comic Transcript

TITLE BOX In the title box, RAYNE runs out screaming out of the bathroom, right past dead. RAYNE MY BRAIN IS COMING OUT OF MY EARS! NEXT Panel, DAD looks into the bathroom, where MOM is holding ear drops that she just gave to RAYNE. MOM You can do his ear drops tomorrow. DAD Fine. But you're taking his eye drops. NEXT ROW RAYNE'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM. RAYNE walks in, where DAD is watching TV. DAD retorts. RAYNE My friend at school said that the Millennium Falcon was a bad guy ship. DAD Your friend at school is an idiot. RAYNE nods, sitting next to DAD. RAYNE That's what I said. RAYNE nods again. RAYNE Literally. RAYNE nods one more time. RAYNE I said that to him. RAYNE pulls out a teacher's note to give to DAD, and DAD reaches for a pen. RAYNE Can you sign this teacher's note? DAD You've gotten in trouble for far less valid reasons.

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